Rejected Exam Questions
Andy Parsons: "A lot of people say that the exams are too easy. Is the answer A: Yes or B: David Beckham."
Russell Howard: "With illustrations describe the Prophet Muhammad."
Gina Yashere: "A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, what time will it be cancelled?"
Frankie Boyle: "All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..."
Hugh Dennis: "If the world's temperature is rising at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?!"
Frankie Boyle: "Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question."
Hugh Dennis: "Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?"
Andy Parsons: "Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstations? Answer: 'Cross', 'Triangle', 'Circle' or 'Square'."
Frankie Boyle: "Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C."
Clive Anderson: "Sex education practical, report to me in the stationery cupboard."
Frankie Boyle: "If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?"
Hugh Dennis: "Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'"
Dec 13th