Name: Michael
Tumblr Name: SavageMike
Nicknames: Savage, Asshole
Birthday: July 5, 1974
Age: 245 (I’m a dog)
Location: Los Angeles
Current school/job: Unemployed, web design/IT
Sexual orientation: pussy magnet
Status: Single
Random fact about yourself: I’m awesome in bed.
Hobbies/Interests: Internet/web programming, politics, cars, ladies
Do you smoke/drink: yes/yes
Favorite Tumblr blogs?: most of them
Why Tumblr?: I got too much stupid shit going on in my head to keep it all to myself.
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must… keep… reblogging…
When he checks tumblr we’re fucked
This page popped up on my tumbr loads today, and every time it reminded me of Star Wars. Weird.
and banana flavoured. Bubble gum falour gives me a headache, Banana just makes me want to vomit.
Banana-flavored bubble gum is awesome. I also really liked amoxicillin as a kid because it was bubble gum flavored.
asav:
If I had this I could then put that stupid Pee-Wee in his place.
Dude that is unbelievably awesome on multiple levels.
hahah im sorry but this made me laugh way too much, so i had to post it
im not gonna lie, this is the first time ive seen a douche bag, or the picture of a box of a douche bag with an ed hardy hat in it.
This is incredibly apt. And every picture I see of an Ed Hardy hat has a douchebag in it.
(via roughandtoughstuff)
Hell yeah. Like I’m gonna pay some hipster-ass LA barber $25 to do it. psh
Father. Rabble-Rouser. Boat Rocker. Loudmouth. Atheist. Liberal. Dipshit. You get the idea.
